Tastes like chicken, I’m sure.

We vacation in North Carolina (Wrightsville Beach). There’s a local hot dog place, Trolley Stop. They make their own hot dog combos. My sister-in-law’s order ALWAYS is a vegetarian hot dog. With chili. Meat chili. I love her dearly, but this is always so strange to me.

“two years of no p in the v” just gave me a sad....

selfie-stick doubling as a butt plug would kill two birds with one stone, so to speak....

Smiled at your first line.

Thou shalt not fat-shame the fat-shamers, is that what you’re saying? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander is the way I see it.

Exactamundo. Ding ding ding!

reason? common sense? knowledge of the subject at hand? get the fuck out.

Do enlighten us. Please.

boy, would i love for gawker to shut yelp down. i don’t think you can, but it would be aMAAAzing....

olympic runners, all 5.

this post is useless without pictures.

NEXT THESE IDIOTS WILL WANT TO GIVE THE WIMMENS THE VOTE!!!!!!9!!!11!!!!!

Id rather watch my cat poop than watch Dr. Who. But for some reason I know some smart people who love it.

Nobody wants to see that.

i’d choose the former, but then rephrase it to say religion fucks people up. it had a place in society’s development thousands of years ago when education was meager/nonexistent. but nowadays, if you insist on some invisible all-powerful sky wizard, you’re just fucked up. and living by those rules, and being…

I suspect that this is not actually good for John McCain. Finally!