And in real life.

A movie about a black Klansman? OK, now Peele is just trolling Dave Chappelle.

I’ll get the nails.

They did venture into black vernacular in The Ladykillers. Based on the results, I’d say they’re better off not wading into those waters ever again.

These spoken-word artists think they know everything.

I bet those wings left him thirsty and miserable.

Oh, Patrick Stewart is perfectly capable of a genuine petty celebrity feud. It just takes an awards show, some booze and the presence of James Corden to bring it out of him.

In other words, do your best to recommend every grayed reply to your posts, even if you disagree with them (the exception being for obvious trolling).

60 minutes coincidentally is the amount of time he can go without a drink before getting the DTs.

And yet they couldn’t lock down Ian McDiarmid for Benedict.

One thing I’ve been thinking about (spoilers ahead):

Apple presents Daniel Craig as James Bond in For Your Dongle Only

The donation will be paid for by cashing in the five-cent deposit on all of Jimmy’s empties.

“Ahhh...henh haha...uh...oh, um...”

I’m still getting used to singling out Green Room as Saulnier’s defining movie. Green Room was good, but it was distinguished by how relentless it was in escalating the tension and violence. I think Blue Ruin showed more potential for a deliberate, considerate approach to violence that an episodic TV series like True…

“More trouble than it’s worth”? You’re missing the best part of owning bread! It’s when you hold the bag by the opening, then lightly slap the loaf so it spins around and around, thus creating a tight, plastic coil at the top, over which you can easily fit the plastic tab. Nothing could be simpler, and it’s tremendous…

Off-Air and Balanced

“Pssst...just make sure I get one more scoop of ice cream than these animals, OK?”

But how did it compare to his record-breaking inauguration turnout?

Correction: That’s a “gin and juice” cleanse.