Wow, this kid has excellent capabilities and outlook. He should do well in public school during his senior year.

How is this even a question?

Because we’re living in the Upside Down

This is the point with all hecklers at sporting events. Guy playing is a genetic freak who has engaged in specific activities daily to get stronger than any human should be. If he decides “nachos and beer in the stands is going to get fucked up” then nachos and beer in the stands is going to get fucked up. This is…

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Honestly, I have no issue with away from the ball fouls being called flagrant, but your stinkass foul-shooter should still have to shoot them. Why can’t a team use what you’re bad at (poor shooting) to neutralize your chances of winning? Saying your player who is crap at shooting the ball should be helped out by the…

Isaiah Thomas Will Beat You And Then Embarrass You

I get that conservatives are ruining America on every single level of government. But can’t we all agree that Dick Armey is a hilarious name?

Ah, Boston. The Mobile, Alabama of the North.

Republicans, we need to talk.

I will submit “skitter.” Because that is what cockroaches do when they flee.

I feel like a “murder of assholes” unfairly maligns the noble crow.

I get your point, and everyone agrees that watching Hack-a-whoever is fucking boring. Even guys like Pop, who probably employed it the most over the years, has said as much.

>>> If a team said, “Okay, we’re going to dump the water bucket on the court.

1) Are you black?

As a Bears fan, this seems really dumb to me. The Bears have many, many needs and just gave up three extra picks to draft a can-miss QB prospect.

“uh something happened, non-contact, everyone started throwing up, and now his leg doesn’t work”

I’m waiting for Game 7 to get moved to 8:30 am on a Sunday, and maybe to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where all of the other Pilotless Garbage Barges of the Damned reside.

It’s the internet, so potentially underage girls are probably middle aged men.

Oh great. Not only are two heroes now unemployed, their steroid dealers are suffering too. Thanks, Obama.