I’m waiting for Game 7 to get moved to 8:30 am on a Sunday, and maybe to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean where all of the other Pilotless Garbage Barges of the Damned reside.

It’s the internet, so potentially underage girls are probably middle aged men.

Oh great. Not only are two heroes now unemployed, their steroid dealers are suffering too. Thanks, Obama.

I’m not sure how canonical it is, but they have hinted at some mimicry skills:

“And remember, Junior, if the teacher forgets to assign homework, make sure you point that out before your classmates clear out.”

Interesting perspective. I’d like to hear from Chris Cooley before I make up my mind, though.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

fuck i don’t want to be unemployed again

As a Raiders fan, I disagree. For the last fifteen years except this last one, we had PLENTY to be angry about when drinking on Sundays.

Oh well - he’s been to far better parties anyway:

To be fair, a parade through the streets of Dallas is totally foreign territory for the Cowboys.

I like the part where Brown walked back to the bench and didn’t even look at Curry. And also the part where the Warriors lost.

Maybe they’ll lose enough money that they’ll bring back Highlight Express.

That Marine on the bottom right looks like he’d enjoy grabbing a fistful of orange neck and get to sqeezing.

You just described what driving in the South with Northern license plates feels like.

I think the better question is why do we keep on letting idiots into the federal government.

Here’s a preview of Detroit’s new jerseys.

No snark. In a year-long period where we’ve publicly fawned over sports figures (Mort, Sager, etc) battling cancer, I’m in total awe of someone like Andrews has had to deal with cancer AND an overly public trial with quiet grace and dignity. She’s someone everyone should admire and respect, for so many reasons