And then they came for the straight white men, and I totally talked over them and ignored them and continued living my life as if nothing had changed, because I’m a straight white man.

I’d just like you to know I am going to steal this.

Joe Rogan is the patron saint of dudes who are not nearly as smart as they think they are.

don’t forget the average conservative dipshit that sweatily supports the GOP and T***p will aggressively fight for this asshole’s right to live this hilariously ostentatious lifestyle because they’re convinced that with a few breaks, they could be living this lifestyle as well, and thus if you want to tax Bezos,…

Early seasons Lip would have made a killing off of Gamestop and then blown it all on something stupid/tragic. 

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

If what I’ve observed in the corporate world translated to cartoon Springfield, his incompetence would mean he would have been promoted several times by now and making an enviable salary doing his job badly.

Raffi could not be reached for comment on the issue, as he is not answering his bananaphone.

I wonder if there’s a business case to be made for creating a 5-door variant..

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Yeah, I went through and pulled out every digital code I had from movies and put it in the system.  It even grabbed the Ultraviolet stuff with a little work(Had to import those to Vudu and then add Vudu to my profile)

Yeah, I went through and pulled out every digital code I had from movies and put it in the system.  It even grabbed…

Like or hate Hillary Clinton; at least she was studied and competent and prepared. Biden is just a fucking joke and an insult. Huge difference.

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

It seems to me that common sense dictates Prince Harry and family requires private travel for safety...

What’s up with this eating the rich thing? Don’t eat the rich! Humans are way too high calorie. Instead, use their heads as soccer balls. Fun for the whole neighborhood!

Do the richies want guillotines and a Reign of Terror? Because this is how you get guillotines and a Reign of Terror.

Plus she got the firm after Vinny retired.

As a tireless defender of Man of Steel, agreed. (Don’t worry, people, I do think BvS and Justice were mostly garbage, calm down.)