Come on, where’s Mist?? That’s the inciting incident for that whole game. Cecil brought a bomb to the town without knowing it! That’s heartbreaking!! Why else would he have a reason to betray his king and change his entire identity?

I’d argue it is not even contingent on that. If a better package doesn’t materialize, they can still almost definitely get the same package from the Lakers.  They literally lose nothing by waiting.

Actual Pelicans fan here. Any trade for not Lonzo Ball is better than any trade for him, and I assure you no one in this city cares that this is gonna be resolved in July instead of February.

I’m not defending anything Demps has done for the previous six years, but I can’t fault his handling of Davis after he demanded a trade. He wanted to go to the Lakers and tried to leverage a deal there. If the Lakers were offering a garbage platter of players like Ball and the Celtics could offer more in the summer,…

The Lakers are not “the league’s asset-rich flagship franchise”, but Deadspin can continue to ceaselessly beat that drum I suppose.

The Pelicans shouldn’t have traded one of the best players in the NBA for what amounts to trash. Kuzma is this year’s Jordan Clarkson, how are things in Cleveland? The value of what LA has continues to depreciate with every loss, I don’t see how one can argue this is a trade that should have been made.  

This take sucks. Dell Demps was an awful GM but not bending to Rich Paul and Davis’ demands and waiting to trade him until this summer was the right move for the organization.

“Petulantly stonewalling Davis’s destination of choice” by, uh, declining a lousy offer for a bunch of shitty players who can’t even get LeBron to the playoffs this year?

Dude we get it y’all hate the Clintons but there’s nothing inherently wrong with this tweet and if AOC had posted something asking for equivalent shame from Trump you’d have run 5 headlines talking about how it was “legendary” that she “dragged” him. 

Being a troll doesn’t confer enough of an advantage overall to consider it a “cheap way to win”. It was just something they tried because it, for instance, would have made her freezing spells last like 10 seconds instead of 12 seconds. Hardly “cheap” or “pay to win”, if you ask me.  Not as many players today consider…

The ability to switch a character’s race has not always been in the game. Once they introduced it though, it has always cost real money to do so.

>347 attempts

I remember when race changes went live. It was nice, because after all it is just a game and sometimes you wanted to try out a new race author starting over

Top guilds like Method min-max everything. Race-specific abilities, classes, etc. This is a fairly fringe situation where a race-specific ability (in this case, the Trolls’ ability to have a 20% reduction to snares) can potentially become a game changer. Any time you’re snared, this talent kicks in and essentially…

I wish all the haters saying this game sucked could see the whole field and appreciate what the defenses were doing back there. The announcers could have helped more.

Yeah an email to the restaurant or a phone call asking to talk to the owner would be completely reasonable. It’s just that the public airing of an issue like this (that is likely the result of a misunderstanding on the part of the staff and manager, not a malicious act) just results in internet outrage on social media …

You probably yell out hump day on Wednesday’s. Maybe do a little wwwaaasssuuuppppp! Ask people of they have a case of the Monday’s? 

I prefer the middle-ground approach of walking over, upending their table, and screaming “SHUT UP MOTHERFUCKERS”.

For their audience, that tweet might as well have been in the side effects section of a medicine ad.

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