Haha, you typed all that out and nobody’s gonna read it.

When I started reading the article I thought that Manfred was one of the assholes in question. I thought man...Deadspin really doesn’t like Rob Manfred for some reason! Seems like a decent guy to me.

Bill must have had an exhausting weekend of grimacing and staring out at the water in silence.

I’m pretty proud of Deadspin that there are 95 comments on here and no one has tried to defend the guy who made the joke!!

This is all so fantastic.

Sounds like the Ravens RB problem is solved!

Deadspin is in print form now?

Haha you fell for Drew’s trolling! Nice post, Stat Boy.

You didn’t even mention the environment or climate change!

Haha, it’d be pretty funny if they said anything else besides “yes”!

Haha, it’d be pretty funny if they said anything else besides “yes”!

Touche, DBoonsGhost.

Throwing out the phrase ‘Rat-faced man’ is a little uncalled for isn’t it? What did Clay ever do to you? By all accounts he is a great guy (after some youthful indescretions) and was really active in the Boston community, and gave a lot of time and money to charity. Not a huge fan of just ripping on someone’s looks…

I think of all the things to accuse Boston fans to be insufferable about, Buchholz pitching is about number 502 on the list.

Hahaha, well done!

One speaker made an extended, tortured sports analogy about the city of Oakland contending a football game (against Las Vegas perhaps?).

His BAC was 0.16? That’s about 6 shots worth of brandy. That’s a LOT of spiked diet coke.

That’s crazy!

For some context, the characters on Scooby Doo were supposedly each based on one of the five colleges in this region of Massachusetts.

Gotcha. Carry on! Go Pats, tonight’s game should be a good test of where we stand.

Wait, isn’t your second paragraph also fueling the persecution complex?? How is that different from what I said?