He likely saw that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer accidentally gets a Proctologist’s vanity plate and said “YES! That’s it!”

“Hey, it’s really not so bad down here” - Art Briles

It sucks how ever since the Kinjapocalypse, all the people with actual political convictions have gone and now we’re stuck with people who actually enjoy “Great Job, Internet” articles and the constant SNL and Samantha Bee circlejerks in this fucking site.

Obligatory.

Did you say Chick Mangione?

Cum Town snubbed yet again.

RED ROCKET RED ROCKET RED ROCKET

Kids seats NO LONGER FIIIVE BUUUCKS..
We ran the same campaign for THREE DECAAADES, and faced the consequences of CRRRRIPPLING INFLATION! (ation...ation.....ation) 

WE’LL SELL YOU THE WHOLE BENCH, BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE...

I’ll see you in court SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

Your deputy editor is Barry Petchesky and you’re going after people’s old Tweets? Really?

Gabby Bluestone Just wrote a post here on 12-26-2018.

I’ve always wondered what Cory Booker would look like with a beard.

The woman is clearly an antisemite, her comments were disgusting and the hospital was right to fire her. But calling the Canary Mission “a pro-Israel site that tracks anti-Semitism” is like calling the KKK “a social club which advocates for downtrodden Caucasian-Americans.” It’s a hate group which primarily targets…

Canary Mission, a pro-Israel site that tracks anti-Semitism

There’s only one podcast, and it’s the one where I’m incredibly gay with my dad.

♪ WELL, I’M THE KIND OF GUY WHO FUCKS HIS MOM AND DAD ♪ 

They should’ve known better than to try and improve on perfection.