I kind of can’t believe I found it:

“He’s not your friend buddy!”

“Some of them, I assume, are daywalkers.”

one word: pomplamoose

I’d rather have major dental work than watch her show. Every time she came on the Daily Show I would turn it off.

“Who fucks that guy”

I hope they all got a giant flyer about Prince Harry’s wedding, with their termination in fine print on the bottom.

Kroger actually, majority of the company is unionized and they actually talk up how great unions are in the employee training videos (they apparently figured out that group bargaining ended up saving the company time and money since they didn’t have to have managers spend 20-30 minutes for each employee about…

lol Samantha Bee is why Donald Trump is president

She’s doing her usual act, but he sounds really medicated. I’m starting to believe those internet blinds about him being on a lot of things. Remy is more talented and I’m sad she’s not getting this level of attention that Cardi gets.

Is there no woman of color, no matter how mediocre, that GMG won’t indiscriminately celebrate?

-when your name is Isha Aran and you haven’t written about Cardi B in over six hours

Hopefully Cardi’s joyous reign continues well into 2018

Is this meant to be ironic, or do these morons truly believe that purchasing a $400 crystal-studded watch is the best way to combat world hunger?

In a column specifically about accusations of sexual harassment and abuse, Matt Yglesias makes the point that partisanship is an entirely defensible reason to occasionally exhibit this sort of hypocrisy, because winning and maintaining power is, it turns out, the point of doing politics.

Does this apply to Roxane Gay and Lindy West?

So is everything in the state Minneapolis?

Swanson, Otto or McCollum would all be good choices who at least would have a chance at winning. This list just reads like a lame attempt to pander to multiple demographics.

LaDuke, and Reynolds would be terrible choices. They represent a minority of the population in this great state. Hodges has taken too many lumps as Mayor of Minneapolis to even consider running for a state wide office let alone a national office.