“Sunday’s game was a boring 3-0 shutout loss.” A true statement if you know shit about baseball. The deliverer of that shutout loss was Alex Reyes, 22 years old, the top pitching prospect in baseball, and owner of a 101mph fastball, brutal changeup, and a 1.03 ERA.

Parayko is one of the reasons we can (well, can mitigate the loss. stupid salary cap) let Shattenkirk leave, he is a stud.

Even people with journalism degrees from Columbia.

Sorry, but Sandberg wasn’t middle class by a long shot - her dad was a doctor, her mom taught at a university (after dropping out of a PhD program) and her maternal grandmother was college educated. All of those things together put her firmly having a background in the upper class. Does the middle class extend to the…

Bdubs is a shit establishment for shit people... Hot Shots makes alright bar food, but they price their food fair($5-6 for a burger/chicken sandwich), not acting like they invented buffalo wings or bar food ... Pitchers were $3.50 for that game for Bud Light....Other bars around town are doing 50% off your bar tab if…

Taco-flavored dick kisses for my Ben!

Due to having 4 longtime member institutions and the state generally being dead center of the conference geographically even through each expansion, North Carolina has always been considered the hub of the ACC. Throw in the fact that there are two fairly large cities in the state that are not home to ACC schools in…

How much are the pitchers to begin with? Any chance they could be free? Or paying people to drink? That’d be amazing.

Gotta represent the best chips in the USA

Beer and Ice Cream, perfect combo.

Finally, a reason to visit Arnold, MO.

I find myself critiquing that outfit the Johnny from Airplane’s voice.

And shaves in the dark too, apparently.

I went to the same high school as Knox and can confirm that that’s what our letterman’s jackets look like, meaning that’s (probably?) her letterman’s jacket from high school he’s wearing. Which like, alright buddy, whatever.

What the fuck is that on his face?

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Hipster glasses
Weird facial hair
Ironic Ballcap
Letterman Jacket
Gandalf necklace
Zoobaz pants

Your dad rules and I’ll react the exact same way should my son decide to become a Cubs fan.

If being critical of Israel and its current ultra-right government is antisemitism, then I guess Bollyn is antisemetic..

As a Cardinal fan, these little shits can fuck off. Tommy Pham is awesome, if only for his name and the fact that he does something for a living that very few are skilled enough to do.