Shouldn't this be sponsored by Valtrex?

Fuck yeah, Blues. I cannot possibly tell you how greatful I am for this current management... Makes one truly think that this could be the year.

I want to know more about the guy who has a giraffe instead of a number on the back of his jersey.

THE BAND IS NOT ON THE FIELD! THE BAND IS NOT ON THE FIELD!

No, that was written for her. This is what Frank Luntz has to do for work these days.