The Root said that those were “salient points” though!

David Roth’s theory that every politician is indistinguishable from a struggling coach at a mid-major NCAA basketball program was never truer than with The Mooch, a former member of the Rick Pitino coaching tree who limped to a 32-65 record in his three years at Duquesne.

It’s an English solution to a Romance-language problem.

There’s a reason why the joke about why Israel isn’t the 51st state is still true after all these years.

The VC made a mistake letting him go.

This just proves Felix Biederman’s assertion that the Chicago Cubs are a terrorist group, and should be treated as such.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Your former Fusion co-worker Dan Le Batard has the perfect response to this piece:

The current default for “popular stand-up comedian” is basically doing several thinkpieces on stage, which results in high amounts of clapter and several actual thinkpieces about the performance. TJ Miller is the opposite of that, and I applaud him for it.

I think it’s a reference to Vince Foster.

Long story short: Politicians are politicians, no matter their gender or race. There’s going to be good ones and shit ones, and to think that just because someone is a WoC that they’re going to be 100% pure and good and correct is utter lunacy, because for every Barbara Lee there’s more than a few Corinne Browns.

Both my representative and one of my senators are women. Both are crap (although for different reasons).

NOTE WHO WROTE THIS (namely, one of the writers of a GMG site’s recent “miscegenation is bad” takes)

Could be worse, could be The Root, who published a piece on Friday that basically said that hating miscegenation is now the Woke position.

The fact that they are so obsessed with getting “woke” members of the 1% (celebs, corporate types, and so on) on their side.

It’s...actually within reach of me. Problem is I don’t have the cash, but if I did...(shudder)

That’s what Karen, the computer that correctly said that Sheldon J. Plankton is 1% evil and 99% hot gas, would say.

I only know about that film because it had a totally surprise cameo from one of my favorite cricketers in it.

Your guess is as good as mine, since I’ve never seen any cars that explicitly require it.

Wait, Blazing Saddles is problematic now? Maybe it’s problematic to people with no sense of humor.