I got shadow-banned on DS for posting after the Super Bowl comeback a joke about how Barstool Sports beat them again.

Or, for that matter, Jake Arrietta striking out on what is known in cricket as a “yorker”?

BLUD BLUD FAM FAM WENGER OUT BLUD FAM

You want me to tell my favorite KC story again? Well, here goes: as a kid visiting family there from STL, I was always cracked up by the HyVee (used to be a Schnucks) on State Line, near Ward Parkway and Rockhurst HS, that had the food part on the KS side to take advantage of favorable taxes on food in KS, and the…

GAY RICH MAC!

Now I wish Randy Watson and Sexual Chocolate got the Grammy they rightfully deserve.

Ah, Stef, your Tim’s obsession is just perfect.

If you’re hurt in a car...

Jordie (their main hockey guy, who in true hockey nickname fashion has a nickname ending with an -ie or a -y) is a damn good writer, though. Shame that he likes the Flyers, but in true Stool fashion they don’t really recognize most places west of Chicago.

It’s from a place of truth, like all the best shade: while the Cubs winning was pretty much a wash (because DS hates the Cardinals and Big Cat is arguably the biggest Cubs-bro ever to stagger out of Murphy’s Bleachers), between the election, La Stool getting bought by Chernin at a premium while DS had the whole Hogan…

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

I find it hilarious that Simmons’ TV show just got cancelled, while another Boston-based sports website’s new TV show is pulling boffo ratings.

A hockey buddy of mine went to Clemson and his son goes to Auburn. They have to be the happiest people in the world.

This will be the second-best thing about Mizzou basketball this year. (The best thing will be the firing of Kim Anderson.)

Cook Out remains the best thing about the Carolinas:

SEE: Right to Work.

He said on day 1 he’ll sign Right To Work (For Less).

No, it’s Haisley and his 40-word sentences.

Thassa rec. A shameful rec because I prefer NSW as they aren’t a police state like Qld was/is, but it’s a good rec.