Uhm, Mordecai “Three Finger” Brown, anyone? Or Grover Cleveland Alexander?

Hell, for a while IIRC Charlie O. had Vida put “TRUE” on the back of his jersey, as part of a gimmick where he had the players wear their nicknames (for instance, Bert Campaneris wore “CAMPY”, and you’d better believe Jim Hunter had “CATFISH” on his shirt)

“THAT’S A CLEAN-BURNING HELL, I TELL YOU H’WHAT!”

How could such a good cop be such a bad priest?

I kinda doubt either STL or Bawlmer will get teams. The former has a nice arena that’s already getting upgrades and a sizable hole in the sporting landscape now that the Rams left, but the money men there either are sick (Rodger Riney from Scottrade), prefer other sports (the World Wide Technology guys—Jim Kavanaugh…

It’d really bring that neighborhood back after everybody decided ShiTpaTown was cooer.

All this does is make me think of a true Onion classic: “Clinton Deploys Vowels To Bosnia”

No matter how you spell his name, A-Gon’s walkup music is the best in baseball.

It looks like it!

Honestly, I think it tastes better than Bud Light, and thus order it when at stadiums/”domestic special” happy-hours.

come, let me tell you about the benefits of justice and development

LOOK AT ME I’M MISTER MEESEEKS, BUT THIS BE THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF LEWIS HAMILTON ANYWHERE!

Don’t forget that the Allen ISD stadium was closed from 2014-15 because of structural issues!

What about the Cubs fans that picked a fight with Chad Kreuter?

In my experience: 90% of post-2009 Hawks fans are Cubs fans. And most, if not all, of the Traveling Hawks Fans (ask a Blues or Nashville or Avs fan about how bad Hawks fans are at their arenas) are also Cubs fans.

Fuck the discourse, listen to Chapo Trap House.

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.

They couldn’t do this because they’re back in Canuckistan making Schitt’s Creek for the CBC.

RIGBY Jared is hilariously under-rated as a character. (Though do not sleep on Jian-Yang and Gilfoyle.)

Reverse that prediction and you’re correct, sir.