You are correct that Traveling Hawks Fans are Worst Hawks Fans.

Nah, I spoiled it—it’s Breitbart.

She works at...drumroll please...

Thank you, Gaga Pee Pap.

I’m pretty certain they’ve also had Craig James, who killed five hookers while at SMU, on that network as well.

Probably yes. I’m trying to finagle tickets because I work for a big youth hockey org here in STL and that’s got to count for something. (Though apparently STHs have gobbled up just about everything for the WC and are flipping them to KanerThaGawd88 types from Northbrook—credit goes to the excellent Twitter account…

TRUE STORY: I went to college with a girl that used to work at One America News, the network this person works at—let’s just call her Sam. When we both tried out for the campus TV station, we had to do anchor auditions—mine was bad because I just gave it the death stare.

As a Blues fan, I miss you guys. The Chuck Norris Division must be re-formed, no matter what the cost.

Oh-ho-ho-HO, if the Cubs play the Cards this year in the NLDS and anything happens there, like say I dunno the dream being ruined...the Winter Classic should be glorious.

“Cool me again!”

I will not lie: Meg Swan (aka Parker Posey’s character in Best in Show) kinda influenced my tastes in women.

Now I just need to find my Busy Bee.

It’s half Mozart half Bach, kind of a “Mach” piece.

I was at Mizzou, and I also only knew one guy who could remember Eric Daze and Tony Amonte and those sorts of Hawks. He was happy because the Hawks were winning and he could pull girls by talking to them about the Hawks, but still it angered him.

FUCK THAT MIDGET DAVE FRANCO RIGHT IN HIS SMUG FACE.

This is your reminder that FUCK JAY LENO.

Between Fallon and James Corden’s race for #viral #content, Seth Meyers going for “clapter” (aka the thing he openly denounced once upon a time) every monologue, and Stephen Colbert going unwatched, late-night on the networks sucks now.

+1 money and the ethnic vote