I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

From a legal perspective, putting your hands up defensively, taking a step back and saying loudly, you’re not looking for trouble or don’t want to fight, can be some important testimony in the future if you do end up fighting. Especially if you win.

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

The real story is that they didn’t fine some of the Eagles players like Carson Wentz and Zach Ertz for wearing cleats with Bible verses that aren’t tied to any particular charity or foundation.

Even Stanford students think the band is a bunch of self-fellating, drunk-on-their-own-reputation try-hards.

I was skiing in Sun Valley, Idaho about 20 years ago... Schwarzenegger strutted in, in a tight, purple ski suit. I’m putting on my boots on the bench to the side, he puts his hands on his hips, stops and say “See, Marie, we are one of the normal people” and marched up stairs.

My wife and I were in VA Beach for a wedding. At the time she was 7 mos preggo. There was a golf tournament in town and some of the tour people were staying at our hotel. Long story short; We were entering the hotel and Earl Woods was in front of us. He let the heavy door slam in my wife’s face. He knew she was…

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

It seems more difficult whenever a player gets knocked out whenever it’s a clean play like this appeared to be, compared to a clearly dirty hit. There isn’t a villain that you can heap blame onto, or an easy narrative to rely on.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

“I was like a god there, I owned that stadium.”

Wait...so the guy DEFINITELY shot McKnight, but they let him go without revealing their rationale for doing so...?

Slippery slope. If the rule exists it needs to be applied properly every time or you’re left with chaos. Or as I like to call it: the current state of officiating in the NFL.

“That’s clearly a travel”

Fun fact: Richie Incognito IS a Native American spirit name meaning Invisible Dick.

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

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Well, Internet bullying is her pet cause and I guess she’s diving right in.

“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”