The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

“It’s a film that will expect its audience to cheer as a woman in hijab asks about her rights and is told, “You ain’t got shit, sweetheart.”

Kate McKinnon is an openly LGBT woman, and one could argue that the rhetoric of the Trump/alt-right has been more vitriolic towards those folks (actually, one hardly has to argue the point as there’s already some discussion about going after gay marriage in some circles). So no, I think Kate was the perfect choice.

Any team that goes 0-16 should lose their first round pick. Soccer does few things right but punishing terrible organizations is one of them.

Yeah, no one questioned Obama’s citizenship and claimed that he couldn’t be president because he wasn’t born in this country. That was...something different!

1.21Jw/h

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

Wrong. IIRC, he and three buddies jumped a dude because the guy was Asian. There is no fucking universe in which that makes him a badass. He’s just an ass.

1. Danny Trejo.

Isn’t he a parent or grandparent? Has he ever met a kid before?

Hmmm, who could possibly be to blame?