The irony, of course, is that if Trump or any of his like-minded followers were also randomly stopped and frisked, they’d lose their goddamned minds. They’d be screaming about the Founding Fathers and the “police state” in no time.

It’s open carry only if the victim is white, it’s brandishing if you are black.

Those women lived in Ohio, with all the ugly people in the midwest. They were probably farmers who shopped at Walmart. This bombing could have killed important creative class  and other assorted people who matter. And it may have caused some to miss Sunday Brunch.

I love awful roommate stories. Please share!

is there another kim kardashian that i dont know about

I want to love this, but Lily Rabe/Sarah Paulson’s character is the stereotypical idiot women in ever horror movie so far. Fucking teeth rain down...Eh no biggie. Husband goes away on business, leaving you alone in your new, creepy house...byeeeeee I’m cool. Said new creepy house has a very modern spiral staircase....o…

Um can we talk about the email in which he says, and I quote that he doesn’t want to vote for hilary who’s “husband is still dicking bimbos at home”

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Easy, just ask for bowls of water and learn to lap it up like a dog.

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

And women are the ones with the reputation for being dramatic and overly emotional, lol. smdh.

Everyone here likes to make fun of Breitbart for being an echo chamber, but it’s really the same at Jezebel.

I’d love to see the Venn diagram that includes people who think Colin Kapernick is a traitor and people who think that the Bundy Ranch / Malheur Refuge “militants” are patriots.

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Per the people of tumblr:

He’s like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she’s an interior decorator.

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He can hang out with lots of dudes his own emotional age by joining a fraternity.

Oh FFS...UNLESS THE SOLDIER IN QUESTION SERVED IN THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR OR FOUGHT FOR THE UNION IN THE CIVIL WAR, THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PROTECTING ANY OF OUR FREEDOMS.