Hell, it sounds a lot like my high school band experience 15 years ago.

They can have the race that Baltimore never wanted no longer wants...

Which gives me some hope for Detroit, in a twisted way. At least they are trying to make the best of every available resource. I can't imagine how much copper, aluminum, and steel are just sitting in Athens.

I was in Portugal last year, and saw a dog that went into one restaurant after another. At each restaurant a member of the kitchen staff walked out with the dog in tow and placed a piece of meat of the sidewalk. The dog would enjoy his snack, and move on to the next restaurant. The maître d' at one restaurant tried to…

As a UNC alum, I'm going to call bullshit on this. There's no way he made Dean's list if earned any C's and D's. My time at UNC overlapped with his. We were even neighbors one year. The lowest grade I had at UNC was a B-, and I never once made Dean's list. I'm not saying the UNC basketball program is guilt free, but…