So who's the mothahfuckin' T-Rex?

Geez, I state my opinion and everyone jumps down my throat.

That gown Marge wears at the end was one of the most gorgeous things.

I've been on the lawn since I was 30.

Come on, Prometheus! Don't let us down! Wipe 'em out! Wipe them holier than thou motherfuckers out!

I do believe the irony is lost on them in more ways than one. But then they win me back a little with Randy becoming a Member Berry Zombie and Ike saying "Daddy called you a douche". What can ya do?

Thank you! So nice! :)

Well, today's my 36th birthday. Or, as it should be called from ages 36 to 39, "almost 40".

Fingers crossed for Oscar nominations.

Thing is, besides Daniel and the guy trying to get him acquitted and Daniel's mother and father and Amantha, I don't much care for any of the others.

I logged in with Facebook, meself.

Yes, and then I felt bad. And then we found out the cancer wasn't the cause of the thin lips, so we went back to laughing.

I'm calling it now. The murderer is Teddy Jr.

I will say this - SNL's cold opening is going to be fucking brilliant. Just a gut feeling.

Marvel is never getting the X-Men back are they? The mutants are going to continue to be screwed over because of this, aren't they? The Unwanted Inhumans are going to continue to be shilled, aren't they?
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AREN'T THEY!?!?!?!?!?

Well, I made my mom laugh over how weirdly thin Tom Brokaw's upper lip has become and how he looks like in the cartoons when someone loses their false teeth and how he's damn near close to singing "The Old Gray Mare" at the drop of a hat and he should be smoking a corn cob pipe. She was really tense and depressed…

And your avatar photo perfectly represents how several Trump supporters are going to be in a few short months.

Smoking!? In the 50s!? Scandalous!!!!

So, it's not going to be a gay threesome?

You could say that they're…giving us enough rope.