Fuck the flash fried goats and toddlers, I WANT MY BABY DRAGONS FREE!

In related half-baked news, Neal Baer hopes Under the Dome lasts fifteen years.

All of which somehow end up in Harvey Levin's possession.

I thought CSI was the Abe Vigoda of TV shows?

May I have him when you're done, Alien Jesus?

Would you like to be under her domes?

Gives me a headache.

I so, so want a "Grey Worm loves Missandei" spin-off!

I so wish there was a live tv production of Urinetown.

It actually was a very good explanation. I mean, Malvo is good but he ain't that good. And such things do happen.

Oooo, Lester, you slick motherfucker! Pulling a Hannibal Lecter, setting a frame-up and making it look plausible.

And, since it's involves Stephen King, they all end up in Maine for some reason.

I'm gonna miss those argyles :(

Named Alice. Think about it, won't you? Thank you!

I just got this stupid image in my head of Freddie driving an ambulance like a crazy woman to Hannibal's house, going "I'm coming, Will! I'm coming! I'm sorry about all that crap before! You're gonna be alright! FREDDIE'S COMING!"

Will they all have to pay hidden taxes on the stabbings?

My Will better not be dead! He better not!!! If it turns out he died, I swear to God I'll stop watching this show! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry.

Aww, all my nice shows are done for the season, and the ones that I like that are still on (Yay Fargo) are going to be ending in a couple of weeks.

That scene with the violins was a thing of beauty!

That I could handle, ironically.