“Now you’ll see the true terrifying power of the Dark Side! Hope you have a good dry cleaner!”

I'd like to see them try to stop me

So can we shit on the floor openly like what wizards did back in the day?

They just need to fuck already.

The real marvel has been witnessing the way just about every site in the Giz network has found a way to post this story with different wording, but saying pretty much the exact same thing.  

Now there’s a book series. I don’t think you’ll have any problems finding a publisher. You can probably get a Netflix deal too

Just occurred to me that “FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT” is an incantation. What are the stats on that?

Yes, that was by design. Good for you picking up on that since it was about as lacking in subtlety as I could manage. I never accused you being aggressive. I pointed out the wildly misplaced condescension and general idiocy of your comment, which still stands.

You monster. We’re just two kind souls working out our feelings. Peppermint tea and tissues will be available shortly.

I TOTALLY see what you did there. You’re achieving Seinfeld-level comedy hijinx here. Tell one about what you’re not allowed to joke about these days next. You know, because of the damn kids.

What’s the deal with calling me out on a post I haven’t even commented on yet?

I mean who are they limiting on these statues?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

Between this and the “charged with salt and buttery” I’ve seen floating around, I dairy say we’ve milked this one well.

I have the weirdest boner.

hard lesson to learn but son, don’t fuck crazy

I agree completely, I just don’t think the governments see it as possible and I don’t think that will ever change.

I can only assume it’s the sort of pharmacy responsible for causing the death of whoever was supposed to be editing this website.

I’m not sure The Banana Splits are as obscure as you think they are, Alex. Not a Dickies fan?