Not a word comparing Justin Theroux’s performance to Harrison Ford’s ill-received rendition of the parallel role? You kids.

it’s bloody draining.

one guy in two wheels.

The amazing thing about Parlimentarian of Crows, is that he is not a Parlimentarian whose constituency is entirely and exclusively comprised by corvids, but rather that he is a collective entity comprised by over three hundred individual crows, all stuffed in a grey pinstripe suit. They vote on what to get for lunch,…

The problem with listing names or posting photographs, is that this Artefact of Gratitude that you craft will forever be a testament to the eight people you forgot.

HOW DOES EVERYONE GET EVERYWHERE THEY GO? Did Sam take the shield in that very obvious carry-on?

Military people* go to military bases* and get onto military aircraft* that are constantly plying the skies.

Especially considering how she only has to text people in a random New York City park to get them invested. Are you kidding?

i’m pretty sure the dialogue implied she had told all those people to be there and be ready, like, months before.

looking back, i’ve had one great film on acid experience, in 1993. Also in the 90s, i wandered out of the Wall and Akira, like, eight times each

tbh i need to be peaking on acid for a film to hit me “high”. I don’t waste weed on a movie.

What two pieces of otherwise unrelated pop culture are forever connected in your mind?

that’s easy.
1. The vacation slideshows people used to put on for friends in the 70s, and
2. my high school AV Club of the 80s.

it’s all a click-bait stroke-fest these days, Sam. Grab a drink and a rail.

because while Monica Belluci is truly lovely, she is also a Charisma Vaccuum. The lady does not act: she appears, and she occasionally performs, but she does not act.

Julia Louis Dreyfus has been married to The Human Stapler (a founding member of the Interesting Four) since 1987.

what happened to the America i knew?

Dr Oz is the most prominent Secret Muslim in Hollywood, i can’t believe he’s been so discredited and yet nobody’s thrown that in his face.

look, either this “article” happened organically, or someone figured this out by accident and happened to have a phone number that conected them to the royals’ press agent.

[Mallory Archer]’s quotes [have not] become pop culture staples like Lucille’s

in google search, look for “tools”, look for “any time”, pull down, etc

Why does not the Snyder Cut - the longest superhero film - not simply eat the other superhero films?

Adding uncomposted coffee grounds is a good way to ensure my pot goes moldy on the top, or worse, on patches underground. I used to have a “waste nothing” ideal along with a “coffee is universally super” attitude that killed a good number of my plants.