if you prefer savory, you can choke on a carbonara

have you seen the state of rail travel in modern America? #NoVictory

failed clone attempts that the Alien³ Limbaugh will have to flamethrow

“...goddamn it the Alien Ressurection Limbaugh THE ALIEN RESSURECTION LIMBAUGH”
-joss whedon

Those tweets aren’t who I am
No, they’re who you were.
You don’t get to say “that isn’t who I am” without acknowledging that, in some way, that it is who you were, for whatever reason. I didn’t see that there. Not that it ultimately matters.

As a society, we do not trust a person when they say they’ve changed.
Why not?…

they interlock, but seem to allow a lot of flow, as well. A good friend of mine went from “reposting articles about Hermeneutic magic and the Golden Ratio”, and after one bad run-in with Child Protection Social Services, went for “the Evil Government is run by Lizard Men.” This (Canadian) man then spent four years…

130pm EDT, no review for Falcon & Winter Soldier, i thought you guys got pre-screeners..... or you used to. Off the A-list, guys? :(

When did cats move from “deranged sociopathic assholes who live with brain damaged servants” to “good boys”?

they did not. Even if any given individual cat is a) good and b) a boy, it does not follow that said cat somehow becomes a good boy. That’s not how English works. That’s how Lego works.

jesus, who cares? Mock the extreme Right, or denounce it, or ignore it, as appropriate to the situation, just don’t vote for it.

Golden Age of Television my ass.

i’m feeling jealous, i had a Secret Admiration of Kathryn Hahn for a goodly while, as i do for any comedian who turns out to be an top-tier dramatic actor (Williams, Lithgow, Brewster etc) as well

dammit Matthew i wanted to blame HR

i think Ultron stole it from whomever he (a Chaotic Evil worldspanning A.I.) thought it would be the funniest to steal it from. Like maybe Ultron paid Klaw with money siphoned from some UN childhood thesselaemia fund.

Wanda can read minds. If anybody reached out, she’d know their intentions... to an extent that non-Telepaths can’t understand.* The warmth of their intentions would comfort her.

But you know what else? I think i’m wrong. Because four billion unsnapped Humans, all that love, that would bathe any Telepath in a sea of…

Wow, these are easy questions.

“Chaotic good” as how I described Agatha last week, and her trajectory during this episode just hammers that home for me.

If i was DMing you, and your Chaotic Good PC was magically throttling two children to intimidate their mother —hell, even if it was all a Phantasmal Force — i would send you to Alignment Camp.

Thre…

For the sin of being a Bad Friend to Wanda, yeah. A lot of people dropped the ball. Now, i forgive anybody who was Snap’d. They too have only been back a week or three by now, so Fury deserves a few weeks just to catch up. That “three billion dollars of vibranium” comment made me think, “WHOSE three billion dollars?”…

fellow ceiling-buster and genuinely funny (and not-white, not-male, not-Jimmy) person Singh

is Lilly Singh genuinely funny? I remember her from a few years ago, she was genuinely an empty balloon. Maybe she found something. Please everyone tell me your favourite Lilly Singh joke or bit please.

Also, dear Mr AVClub,…

So many writers have done so many hatchet jobs on Wanda it’s a wonder there are even any hatchets left.

actually you can wash and re-use old hatchets, don’t buy into the one-and-done lies of Big Hatchet

around here, Fs are better than Ds. Fs are glorious failures, Ds are boring flops.

i honestly thought a blowjob was replaced with a handjob, and reluctant joy with a spasm of rage-jism