As if being ‘an adult’ magically inures people from being vulnerable.

No, but it non-magically makes it an adult, dealing with life. While i agree nobody should be hurt, there must be some aspects of modern life that are free from regulation (while still being within the realms of criticism).

Go ahead and have an…

I’d say. So accurately. Rather - for beauty. Must. Be beautiful.

let me guess, JAG. You have lots of Palestinian friends, and they all think Israel is fine. Maybe your best friend is Palestinian.

sucking Jost’s dick for marrying Scarlett Johanssen: not funny
implying that Jost is blackmailing Johannsen for a fake marriage: this might be funny, try it maybe

it must have been hard to track down the offloaded VHSs from that shut-down BlockBusters

To cast. Michelle Trachtenberg as Shatner. In. His biopic might be racist.

if theres even one inch of silt on the ocean floor, you’ll never find it.

SPOILERS jesus

I’m saving. A chunk of my ire. For. This way of texting. It’s. So deliciously bad.

Her one-off characters are the bext. Until they come back then they’re the worst.

it wasn’t bound to any one single park, it moved aound. And yes, every carload would end up in the Realm of Dungeons and Dragons, it’s why i wouldn’t run more than two or three car a month

i have literally never met anybody else who had read the Guardians of the Flame series. A little rapey for the inevitable 15 year olds who’d be drawn to it in 1988, but it was the 80s, traumatizing children was part of creating new realms of future psychology.

look, i still own that original roller-coaster, they KNOW i still have the roller-coaster, i am pretty sure they have my yahoo address, they can go make like an Treant and Animate a tree and leave.

dude, it’s great, you’re level 3 now, you can cast Invisibility

* yeah, i knew about Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Mick Jagger, i’m just /s about how they didn’t lose anything for this

also, i’m gratified that it’s 2021 and we’ve heard nothing hideous about Peter Gabriel, Phil Collins, Sting. And i’m shocked that it’s 2021 and we’ve heard nothing montrous about Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, Mick Jagger.

i think you just leveled up, Bread

would you hug him with or without tongue

You know the offshoot of the music industry that scores the background of youtube videos? I fucking hate that offshoot of the music industry

i promised “no more resolutions” but it broke almost before it started