the man has enough confidence to happily cash in on being “a punchline”?
That’s heroic anti-ego work to me. I do hope he recovers, we need real heroes.

nah, he’s beloved by all for his purity. Season 1 Bob Ross is the same as Season 18 Bob Ross. You can dilute Bob Ross like you can dilute a diamond in a can of Pepsi.

I usually say “because kids are horrible people” and the conversation ends there

tbh it’s still 1999, this is what happens when we glitch’d Y2K

You know what’s keeping any given trachea from imploding? 8% cartillage, 92% heart

and i was pointing out their weak genes.

I do hope this opens the door to seeing Pedro Pascal’s face more than once a season

i assume, if not, he quits / quit?

Both Luke and Leia die of force exhaustion in their early 50s

their mom died from being sad. In her late twenties.

Katie Sackhoff is a wonderful person to go with on a two-week southeast asian beer and lao-lao bender, but unlike me, she’s not a fucking Necromancer with decades perfecting skin tighteners. She’s awesome but she will not look like she’s forty when she’s sixty.

because Twitter is somehow even more trivial?

Wha abou Jesu Chris

the show might write Andy as “forgetting to vote” but Andy’s a Trump voter, and so is April, just to troll democracy.

his penis just up and split without him?

I used to be friends with a guy who had a 9 inch dick

also, you might notice that Humans who smoke weed, they can’t muster enough Intentional Will energy to maintain an transcoursive eye-contact network. It’s just too hard.

I wonder, in one week, how much advertising revenue is this one stupid “issue” garnering from online articles?

You people deserve all the Trumps you elect and don’t elect.

the young Aykroyd had a maniacal capitalist gleam in his eyes that implied a little bit about the soul of America

/Canada, but go on

that was part of a different Simpsons episode i think

guilty of CONTEMPT OF BALDWIN

Many plant seeds evolved in a way that allows them to survive being eaten by animals