problem is, rarely are the women involved actually nuns

i wish you were MY union head

the sheer volume, access, and depths of modern porn makes for a difference in essence to the stack of wrinkled Playboys that the kid down the street’s dad had under the bed when prior generaations were reared, as it were. And it would be absurd that exposure to this when a person is 8 to 15 years old will make for a…

it’s 2014 at the AV Club again i see

I could Ressurect your intestines, and your liver should Regenerate itself once your guts are alive again, but your bladder isn’t my problem

o yah? ever since April, The Foot has been shredding it on TMNT

flagged for gymnosexism

oooh Auroville... man, there are some dodgy 70 year old Germans in Pondi, trying to run the ashram’s handmade paper factories. Too young to be escaped Nazis, but they make me wonder, “did you come here because of a now-deceased generation of escaped Nazis who also ran handmade paper factories? In fact, was Pondi Vichy…

it is / i am / we are <3

I wouldnt even put the top up on my jeep to wash it, just roll up the windows and go.

Why even bother rolling up the windows, then?

yes, but by an obscure state rule, all the luggage that flew into the girl’s car that killed her mom and uncle, the little girl gets to keep all that stuff. So, silver lining.

I live in India. I can compile a list if you like. The ones you’ve heard of (Osho, Divine Life, Siddha Yoga) are the MOST RESPECTABLE ones.
The ones you’ve never heard of but who want you to hear of them are monstrous.
The ones you’ve never heard of and who want to be left alone, are sincere, and poor, and sometimes…

this looks so much like me i feel personally offended. And touched.

i neber mock nerds.

i didn’t know Dend Pixels would be like Mythic Quedt.

you know, if you roast fennel it totally becomes a different thing

fuck last week. This week is where it’s at.

you don’t understand; she succeeded. That is what success looks like now.

In fact, let me check— yes, now we’re all winners.

learn not to call strangers “dipshit”, friend. Are you twelve?

otherwise, how was the turnpike?