They can’t ban his IP, they just don’t have that ability.

The amazing thing is, they used to have this ability. Under the Disqus System, a simple Ban IP Address was a third level spell; they had a dozen fifth level Junior Editors that could pull that off, it’d last 1 day/caster level, there were Rotes for seven…

and me, i never knew he even had a single phase.

Just imagine: 2,500 Vanilla Ice fans standing too close together, possibly breathing on each other, possibly getting each other sick, then possibly getting other people sick, and then possibly wiping out the entire human race because of a fucking Vanilla Ice concert. Christ.

With a 95% mortality rate, this…

Dubbing is a fantastic option that allows illiterate and word-weak peoples from around the world to enjoy a glimpse into the wonderful world of films. Best for action films where the nuance of how the actors say things matter less.
“Kanada!” “Tetsuo!!!” “AKIIIIIRAAAAAA” notwithstanding.

But for grown-up films, people…

Neither do i understand the Brie Larson hate, nor do i understand the Brie Larson love. She seems fine. Her Captain Marvel character is that of an empty suit, but thaat’s how she was written. Her Scott Pilgrim appearance was more transformative, but i’d say it’s because she was young, and young Humans all look the…

i assure you all the capitalised letters got squirted into his child. Give them another couple years.

i have it on good authority that the racist Dr Emilio Lizardo is authentic
— shush, hear me out — he’s authentic to the is place and universe, but ‘our’ Dr Emilio, the ‘less evil’ Dr Emilio (or at least, not that Dr Emilio whose evil does not express itself in racism) is a legitimate refugee from another parallel…

oh, i’m not a cupcake. And, no. And, well played, Chessmaster.

thanks! i’m in the wrong timestream. See ya

...memory?

Here are 20 families that prove talent sometimes runs in the genes.

Alternately:

You will get a good live-action TMNT film when you can convince the visual cortexes of an audience that turtles can be Ninja-spry. When there isn’t a subconscious bit of the brain saying “that can’t be, therefore, this is not.” You know how you see a video of some octopus doing improbable things and you say “octopuses…

hottest take: you’ve littered your inner psychologies and outer society with landmines of aggression, criticism, and anger. You’ve eternally extended High School through your lives. Nothing wrong with eternal adolescence, it’s true, but it is eternal adolescence.

The Star Trek transporter has often been called “a murder machine”. However, i’d like to also point out that since the new /second / cloned traveller is “newly” alive, a “Teleporter” is also either

1. granting the Miracle of Life to previously-inanimate matter, or
2. proof of a non-embodied “soul” that needs not be…

so? why should you be bothered at all by how much this person was or was not bothered?

Hot take: America, you don’t need to have an opinion on everything.

In Montreal, i never noticed it actually snowing south of -20C. The snow that’s already down can get very powdery and blow around in any breeze, though. You get no fresh snow, but bigger drifts. If you catch my grok.

The montage of Layton silently screaming in the Night Car’s grief rooms while Audrey sings a sultry cover of “Bad Religion” is...an off choice.

At first i thought Cimmaron was skating the difference between “cinnamon” and “Cimmarian”. Now i see it for what it is, an unenforceable copyright theft of “Simarillion”.

Well done. RIP.

And here’s me assuming that Drowface was an acceptable loophole.