Multi-classed, yo

She’s a 14th level Druid, she got all the spells. She can stick people inside trees, she can absorb herself into a tree and pop out of any other tree of the same species on the planet, i’m pretty sure she can manage a Barkskin.

Proving screen addiction is good for you

also, if you’re attacked by a panda, you should jam his mobile phone up his nose.

Am... i the only person who supports BLM 100% but thinks these exact examples of “linguistic scrubbing” are missing the mark? Like, i am enthused that these IT kids want to make a change in their backyard, but perhaps they could do this via employment, and not NewSpeak?

Slavery was horrible, but the word “slave” is…

Mobius strips are a bit risqué in Ouroborotic society, as it’s code for folk who sniff their own buttholes. Fact.

Trump longs for the approval of autocrats like Xi.

that’s just an application of basic economics, of minimum input for maximum output. Why curry favour from some mope who’ll just get voted out in four years? How can you effectively buy someone’s love, when the demands of millions of constituents will trump your…

you have correctly surmised that i neither was nor am a fan of that movie.

True enough, Jesse.

Hellboy and Sons Of Anarchy’s Ron Perlman isn’t afraid to get combative on Twitter

clearly, they shoulda gone after The Name of the Rose and Police Academy: Mission to Moscow’s Ron Pearlman.

i never really was struck much the premise.

“I was your husband... i’ve been Reincarnated.”
“cool.”
“Don’t you see? I’m your husband!”
“No, you were my husband. Or some part of you was. You are a small child. My husband died.”
“i have so many regrets...”
“Do your parents know you’re here?”

* exeunt *

No, he’s INT 16 or 17. WIS 10, CHA 6.

1. settle down there, big guy <3 your neck hair is standing on end
2. since that 2015 movie, she has starred in two movies: 2017 Snatched, and 2018's I Feel Pretty. Am i missing any. Is that ‘several’.
3. i am allowed to dislike Amy Schumer, her work, her style of comedy, and her career, and can express my displeasure,…

* looks over bifocals at comment thread *

hrmm.

As you’re technically correct, i guess i could grant you some kind of Boon.

Apatow also utilizes more minutes than most studio comedies do, and Staten Island is one of his longest.

why do people use the word “utilise” when “use” is right there. It makes the most innocent sentence souund so forced and poindextery.

The King Of Staten Island is supposed to do for Davidson what [...] Trainwreck did for Amy Schumer.

...oh dear.

Exhibit B is Ted Cruz, who reveals himself to be an utter moron every time he opens his mouth and then tries as hard as he can to jam his whole foot inside.

like many lawyers, you are confusing and conflating “Intelligence”, “Wisdom”, and “Charisma”. As a solution, I can only suggest you spend the next month of…

Baby Yaga is the new Cuddly Cthulhu.

As a Shakespeare fan it was nice to get a bunch of new films made, but it also felt like a series of absurd vanity projects to declare himself the “KING OF SHAKESPEARE” and cast himself as the lead in EVERYTHING.

Branagh is one of those idiots who think

1. Shakespeare is the pinnacle of English-language stage drama
2.…

right?

because her James Franco Hobgoblin outfit was covered with chocolate.