i’ve cast an Augury, a Commune, a Contact Other Plane, and even a Commune with Nature, they all agree, putting Kate Mara in blackface would’ve been a TERRIBLE idea

The one quibble I have with this video: what’s wrong with bowties?

They make a grown man look like a widdle teddy bear, and that is obscene. It is obscene for a grown man to parade in public as a small child, and when this happens, someone should point and say ‘stop now’.

They can start the legal machinery and threaten as much as they like without fear. These things rarely go to trial, because nobody has the legal funds to match Disney. The legality of their case doesn’t matter, it’s the girth of their freakin’ loins that intimidates us smaller ducks and chipmunks.

They probably can’t go after someone who is making no money off of it

dude, the’ve sued 9-year olds who illustrated their science fair posters with Donald Duck. They’re extreme, because if they let up once, they’ve established a precedent for letting up.

clearly, you’ve just slipped off the mainline Probable Parallel Universe Track.

Check the Periodic Table of the Elements to make sure it’s all as you remember. If the number for Vanadium is off by less than three you’ll be okay wherever you land. If Iron is anything other than 26 then pull the fucking cord.

hmmm. I feel, there’s nothing here for me.*

* that’s what happens when you’re old

When an article is in the “Archives” section of your page you should change the headline as appropriate.

“A Field Guide to 19 of 2015’s Best Character Actors” is fine. This is fine.

heh. “bag”

well, it’s not. Yet still the best comedy on TV this year. Sorry you’re disappointed the show isn’t sanitised to cable standard.

Cube? Cube 2?

I am sorry but let me assure you, yes, you’ve lost. Because you guys can’t course-correct, and even South Africa could coursse-correct.

You’re both right!

the last vestige of Nagarjuna winks; commercial break

i bet her freinds think they’re liberalish. “I had a wonderful time with the homosexuals in college. They all adored me.” Times fifty women.

Never click the dildo ad. I don’t care what everyone says, buy your sex toys from the shops only. Y’ever go to Montreal?

that is a very specific spot in this larger topic to stick the “depressing as fuck” pin, Ghostiet.

It is known, however, that Bruce Macdonald’s works have been on a slow decline since his first two films.

that’s PRETTY good

but look what i found!

(says the 6HD Bristlefish to the imploded corpse of James Cameron)

what we need is a commenter around here who could pretend to be Jake Cisco, and who could only speak in rap. There’s your rap battle competitor.

i have little problem with Facebook on the day-to-day. My life has spanned the depths of time and space, so it’s good to have all the Humans together in a single place.

What you kids never had, was a twenty, thirty, fifty year gap between “graduating high school” and “the advent of social media”. For many people,…