She's going to have a tough time making decisions as an adult if the only skills you've taught her are "Every single human being on the planet might be a child molester."

So are you going to let her move out when she becomes an adult? Because lots of women get raped, too.

It's a clever idea, but it has been done before (like most clever ideas).

If the crowd at the Jingle Ball in my town is any indication, it's a concert that appeals to teens & tweens. That's why Selena Gomez caught flack for saying "fuck" - she was performing in front of a bunch of 8 year olds.

Waiting for the inevitable "But here she is singing Jolene five years ago! She can too sing!" post...

I guess she has some deal with Chanel to wear their purses on stage? Because I can't think of any other reason for a performer to wear a purse on stage.

I agree. I had no idea this was on. We found it by accident.

I have to take tomorrow off and I wish I didn't. I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, so I don't want it off, and since I don't work enough hours to earn paid holidays, I'll be giving up a day's pay.

Camera four has romping puppies!

When I lost my debit card I was given a temporary one to use with no name on it. Prepaid Visa gift cards would also have no names on them.

This seems as good a place as any to say that I have always side-eyed Suri's Burn Book.

"I've called this press conference to announce that I would like the media to leave me alone."

I worked in movie theaters all during high school and college and we were always open on Thanksgiving Day (and Christmas Day for that matter) and I don't remember anyone getting righteously indignant on our behalf. Far from it. The theaters were always packed. Which is why I can't really buy the "HOW DARE THEY ruin…

Oh wow, it's you!

Kayak is adorable. But I had to laugh when his owner described him as "a normal hedgehog". Normal hedgehogs don't wear capes and get bathed in a cup with a toothbrush.

Yeah, eventually every social media argument boils down to:

I like this comedienne (she did the No Scrubs/Turn Your Phone parody too) and I can get why it's funny but really...

No. I wouldn't walk past a drowning man because it wasn't my fault he fell in the water and I am happy to have my tax dollars go toward the care and education of children.

I didn't say anything about fathers. I said it's not the child's fault he exists, even if his parents are the most craven, vile, horrible, welfare-abusing people ever to walk the earth.

Let's assume the worst then, about these mothers. Let's assume they purposely tricked a guy into knocking them up so they could knowingly have a baby they cannot afford to care for. Let's assume that's the case for every single child living in poverty.