Nobody likes him in prison. He’s just paying protection to the right guys. You could still take him Chris.

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

This is why Julio is the best in the game. He is scouting the scouts.

Kawhi are you like this?

Kawhi can’t we be friends

Simmering, not smoking? Get your fucking shit together, San Antonio!

I don’t doubt that even if Leonard doesn’t return until the fall, his relationship with his coach, at least, will be none the worse for wear.

It’s damn inexcusable that they don’t already have a H.O.R.S.E. event as part of the lead-up to the All-Star game.

You are most likely correct from an actual game playing perspective. But I think the playground pickup aspect compensates for that.

I fully realise that I am not the last person to suggest this, but, pick the teams an hour before tip. Make a big performance out of it.

Make the 2 captains play a televised game of H-O-R-S-E to see who picks first while you’re at it

Then why intro your article clearly insinuating that there is legitimate reason to not believe Redick? I love the editorial nature of Deadspin writing. Why not take up for the position of this being a bogus controversy, instead of seemingly stirring it up yourself?

It’s very hard to watch this video—and especially this video, which zeroes in on Redick’s message—and not wonder whether J.J. Redick is, in fact, trying to smuggle an insult into what is otherwise meant to be a greeting.

“rather than the hard-partying man-child Griffin had been prior to their cohabitation”

ninja turtles always work. Did he have all four? Or did he just go with his favorite one? Which one actually IS his favorite one? The whole situation creates more questions than answers.

dear blakey,

Sounds like he should have Clipped her Sooner. Better to be pissed off than Piston, as they say.

Anyone else want to see an article with videos of all the deadspin writers’ shooting form?

Hard to brand an interview as “Listen to an old guy talk about some kinda interesting, contradictory basketball stuff for a bit.”