I mean, the only fair way to judge Hinkie is relative to his actual goals. His goal was to field some truly terrible teams, and boy, did he deliver.

This jazz pianist Mal Waldron had a nervous breakdown and completely forgot how to play, and had to learn again from listening to his old records. Anyway he got good again. So there’s that?

Imagine the vitriol from the media if Hinkie was the GM.

Went to the doc’s the other day to get my results for an STD. He told that there was a chance I have the clap but then there’s a good chance that I don’t. Whew!

AND THEY SAID MARKELLE FULTZ CAN’T SHOOT A JUMPER!!!

If you want to be an optimist, the free throw line is 15 feet.

: /

Honestly, all I care is that the team out of the East, whoever it is, can put up a fight against the Warriors.

You cannot be serious.

They beat Michael Jordan in a playoff series once

WTF? I checked the score at halftime and they were up by like 18. What a complete disaster.

Lazarus was only mostly dead

🎼🎤 “Be-lieve it or not / Jeff isn’t at home / Please leave a message / At the beep / I must be out / Or I’d pick up the phone / Where can I be? / Believe it or not I’m not home”

Or McDaniels didn’t want to go to a dumpster fire of a team. I don’t see Belichick being forced out or quitting after that SB loss.

Reiss tweet:

Well, maybe he got a better look at Luck’s arm....

So uhhhhhh....does this mean Belichick has an end date in mind? And McDaniels is heir apparent?

At a Violent Femmes concert I went to in high school I asked Gordon Gano if I could come up onstage to sing a song with them. I swear to God the look in his eye at that moment was exactly the same as you see in Pederson’s here. Of course he said no, but I remain convinced that he actually considered it.

After Brady dropped his Nick wanted his opportunity to swing his meat hammer in Tom’s face