You lost all credibility as a writer and person when you said Ducks is better than Mighty Ducks.

Anyone else think the girly left-handed glove slap negates any tough points he gained by throwing that punch?

One time I did this to my friend because I am a bad person. He bet me I couldn’t throw a large tree branch like a javelin through his bike’s front wheel. He lost that bet and almost his manhood. Moral of the story is do not question my javelin throwing abilities.

You need to find a better cannon dealer, my friend.

+1 standing ovation

Your mental capacity is that of a toddler, Dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb-dumb.

Damn, I was going to make that joke.

This comment was already made at 2:32 and is stuck in the grays.  Shame on you.

How does this get this many stars? I thought my estimation of how dumb we are had hit rock bottom after Trump got elected, but then this happens.........and we TOTALLY REDEEM OURSELVES!

He chose big money and staying in a familiar situation over the chance at winning so how am I supposed to feel bad for him that he’s not winning? I’m not saying fuck the guy, I just don’t feel sorry for him at all. How does this make me a bad person?

“Stuck” in a shitty situation by choosing to stay there. That is why I have no sympathy.

He didn’t say Thomas doesn’t feel emotions, he said someone making millions of dollars does not deserve sympathy for being on a bad team (which he likely chooses to remain on). I’d agree with this sentiment.

You sound like a Lakers fan alright.

Yeah, no ones believes you.

Oh, you poor thing. Give me a fucking break, Bulls fan. Must be really tough not three-peating Championships. You do not get to feel sorry for yourself, an no one else should.

They will be good as long as Thibs doesn’t run the talent into the ground with overuse.

+1 for not liking those teams as they do not have real fans

I mean he played in one game, so you are technically correct, the best kind of correct. However, there is merit to the other side of the argument. Embiid is a rookie despite being drafted in 2014.

He took 4 steps. Even by today’s NBA standards that is a travel.

That was an obvious offensive foul and a travel. Does this even count as truthing when it’s this obvious?