This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Josh Brolin, you did not deserve Diane Lane.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

Or maybe they just like older men? I tend to date mostly older men and it has nothing to do with younger men, I just like men who have their shit together and don’t have to prove to the world how great they are, are less needy, don’t expect me to have their kids because they either already have them with an ex-wife or…

So either there’s a longstanding tradition or there’s a policy. They’re not the same. One is a matter of mutual respect and the other is codified as part of standard operations. Which is it?

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

I think he’ll always be the friend that cares more. And you know Jay and Beyonce will never want to be associated with Kim or the Kardashian brand. They’re image is too crafted and polished for that.

I want to thank you for this, Bobby. I don’t care about this, and as you pointed out, didn’t even know who these people were (except Lady G).

Michael Fassbender!

Thanks for giving me a reason to post this beautiful man..

As long as it isn’t the woman that sings that godforsaken “Fight Song” bullshit. How the hell that song is still so alive after almost two years is beyond me. Let it die, Hillary. Let it. Fucking. Die.

I don’t know why I find the whole Pussy Posse thing to be pathetic, but I do. It’s their lives and none of my business: everyone’s a consenting adult, fucking and drinking are pretty awesome. But part of me wonders if Brad Pitt isn’t going to join (I’d like to think Liev Schreiber is more mature) and then this turns…

I would hate to be the guy who has to be second pick after Leo. So much disappointment from the ladies.

I guess Trump’s tiny hands can only grasp at the really wispy straws.

“I would bust that tight pussy so hard and so often that you would leak and limp for a week,”

See? This is what happens when you give a mouse an Oscar, then he’ll want a Nobel.