“Girls with chipped nail polish, girls who talk too much, narcissists, clingers, girls who have serious food allergies.”

Poor Katy has like the worst taste in men.

Is this like that time when Minnie Driver found out that Matt Damon had dumped her, because she watched Matt Damon tell OPRAH on her show that he had dumped her? Like, this is modern version of that because you find out on TMZ that you were dumped? I feel that if this is true, it is a confirmed burn.

Both ladies can do better, and I’m not a stan. My 13 yo self would hate current me for disavowing Legolas like this.

The age difference is gross. That’s about all I can muster for this meh-ness.

To try and prove she’s lying. That there's no emotional trauma. Ect, ect, ect.

On the one hand, Dr. Luke is clearly a POS

Likely because his team wants to see if Kesha made any statements to her therapist that contradict her claims.

I have so much fucking respect for her shade....

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

Agreed! Hopefully the staff at Pornhub will do the same for me if I have a stroke from too much you-know-what and go silent.

Sheriff’s officials arrived to Alexander’s home and found him “suffering from medical problems that could have ended his life,” according to the paper.

Lots of low hanging fruit here such as scrumptious Hawaiian pizza but seriously those employees are amazing people bless them

Peak Val Kilmer? Please discuss.

For about two seconds, I thought this was happening now and was confused because I DEFINITELY see franks and beans in that pic.

My problem with things like this is always the questions: “Who is the target of your message here?”

So ... many ... testicles

BALLS.

The parallel to heroin chic is a solid and compelling one.

The surprising thing to me is this appears to be a cyclical thing. Remember when girls were heroin chic? In other words, doing a drug that would effing kill you, would make you more better gooder to gaze upon in your slow, self-inflicted death. Ahhhh. Beauty. You should just go ahead and die for it. Totally worth it…