#NotAllTacoTrucks

That’s disturbing. I guess the norm was don’t tell or we’ll ruin your future career or something like that. Or you call it rape we call it hijincks. What horrible people. Why can’t we say rape is wrong no matter who, when, or where?

Good for her, but her success is a sad reflection of American taste.

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

it’s probably the chafing from your gold plated dildo, peasant.

So, basically Cosmopolitan for people who shop at Whole Foods.

Simon Van Kempen was more sad and desperate to a point where he became deeply uncomfortable to watch. Their desperate social climbing was always ridiculously awkward.

He couldn't fill her love tank though.

The entire Housewives ethos is about purchasing fame as the final frontier of achievement. Fame is the dead end that plastic surgeons, realtors, restaurant owners, businessmen, etc. hit when they think they have it all. Housewives gives men (by proxy of their wives) a platform to be famous. And they get jealous when…

I agree with everything except about Kathy Wakili’s husband staying under the radar and no I’m not going to say his name because if you say it three times he’ll come back on the show. What an incredible combination of conceit, arrogance and overall grossness that man was. Blegh.

Slade is definitely the OG of creepy boyfriends/husbands of RH. Once I heard him complaining about paying child support for his sons and making it all about him I knew he was trash.

Everybody liked Donn on the RHOC. I mean everybody except Vicki that is.

with many having been publicly humiliated and accused of being criminals, abusers, drug users or gay.

I took a theatre class in college where one of the students blamed a poor performance on him “just not fully feeling the moment and the character,” probably thinking that it would get him bonus points for, I dunno, aspiring to a ~deep connection~ with the material.

The first five seasons are great. It fell apart a little bit in the last two. (Well, and season 4 is a little rough. But there’s still a lot of good stuff.)

I have been a fan of Marguiles as an actress since ER but man do I dislike her over the Kalinda situation. She was on a brilliant show that featured an outstanding relationship and for whatever personal reasons there were, Panjabi got booted and the show never recovered from the loss. It went from a show I watched…

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

Except no, not at all. “Budgetary reasons” are usually given when they want to get rid of someone for any reason at all. There has been lots of gossip about how she hated Fillion and he was horrible to her but no one, NO ONE, has suggested that this was in response to a request for a raise.

Because it INFLUENCED HIS LOVE OF GEOGRAPHY <3 <3

This man is living his best life.