I assume this has something to do with Chet
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bmc209
Raising Chet Haze is a bigger stain on one’s reputation, as well as more disruptive to the overall community, than committing adultery.
Well, no one is going to beat this first comment. I tip my invisible hat. Let’s close it up, folks.
All I need to know about this album is whether Chet Haze has a hip hop interlude on any of the songs.
They also very much wanted to work in a reference to a Vogue photo shoot. “What could have inspired her? Oh, that’s right, us!”
It’s because Audrey Hepburn is Peak White Girl*, and therefore the biggest possible compliment they could give to Lupita.
The law may only have been used 40 times in Texas over 7 years, but given that in the 10 months before it was passed, 13 babies were found dead in Houston trash bins I’d say it may have been worth it.
Seth Woken
Ugh why do my fellow vegans have to be so embarrassing. It's like for every single cool vegan, like Prince, there are a thousand militant assholes.
Why did I read all of that.
Blind Gossip also had this — also, same wording, so, plagiarism? — and most of the commenters there had guessed Jake Gyllenhaal, also because of the wording toward the end of the item, “he beat himself up pretty badly …” which implies Gyllenhaal because of Southpaw. But the two other couplings mentioned there are:
The Governor is recovering from a sex scandal involving an aide and may be impeached. But he’s also deeply against abortion, on moral grounds.
I totally thought it was Jakey but I'm not totally sold on Beth Stern. Though she does look a lot like Swifty.
According to the new issue of Star, which came out on Wednesday, Perry and Bloom had their “first fight” on April 13 “after he embarrassed her at the Parker Institute for Cancer Immunotherapy Launch” in Los Angeles.
Shhhhuuuttt uppppp Demi, you are turning into a fifteen year old on myspace at this point
ONTD figured it out-
Is it too much to hope that it’s Melania and literally any Muslim or Latino actor on the market?