We have a juice truck in my city that charges $9 a bottle, and on the one hand: it’s hella tasty, and I’m supporting a local business (and local agriculture, because they source all the produce from our county). On the other hand, it’s NINE FUCKING DOLLARS for a bottle of juice!

Personally, I would never date one because weed is disgusting. It smells like rotting skunk carcasses, and that stink lingers. The only thing worse is patchouli.

Somewhat related to today’s weed theme, I just found out my country of Canadaland may be legalizing pot within a year. I wonder if annoucing it on 4/20 was just a coincidence? (Methinks not)

Can’t stand the smell. Instant headache and sinus problems. So, no thank you.

Pot smoke gives me a headache. I know love is pain, but in this case, I’ll pass. And yes, I’m Gen X, though I doubt all Gen Xers share my condition.

My best friend is a doctor and sometimes just to get her goat I say I’m going to do XYZ thing to get rid of my ‘toxins’ and she goes on a rant, and then I tell her I’m kidding and she snorts and we go for brunch and drink mimosas and eat ice cream. It’s great.

Okay okay. We get that it’s 4/20 but enough with the weed stories. You do know that a woman pretty much secured the Presidency yesterday right? Can we get some more coverage on that when you get a chance?

I have yet to meet an adult pot head who just occasionally gets high. Instead you will make plans with them for dinner or a movie and they’ll show up high. They’ll make plans on the weekend around the times and places they can get high. Its boring and obnoxious, so although I don’t care if people smoke pot, do I want…

I live in a coastal suburb of Los Angeles that has its own little downtown area. At one point we had THREE juice places not including Jamba Juice. Each sold its own type of juice fast regimen. This was in like a two block radius.

People need to stop taking dietary and health advice from people like Gwenyth Paltrow.

Would have been more karmic irony if it was a Native American woman, but still, fantastic choice. And much better than replacing Hamilton.

I wish I could see Andrew Jackson’s reaction to being replaced on the $20 by a Black woman who was enslaved.

Well, I mean in addition to Jackson being weird looking, I can't recall Hamilton ever committing a genocide in the name of manifest destiny. So there's that too.

Best song off the album.

Alex’s children were the literal worst.

I would be interested to find out if that has a statistically measurable impact on DUI rates.

“MADD will be paid to monitor court hearings by judges deemed too lenient with DUI cases.”

My cousin was a repeat drunk driver. He spent years without a license and even some time in jail. What eventually stopped him? A drug and alcohol program where he confronted his addiction issues. I’m not saying that he shouldn’t have received those other punishments, just that they didn’t really work, and were often…

I’m a 100% Team Ripa here. Kelly is an amazing host and she has kept LIVE going for almost two decades. She put up with Regis’s rude, hungover ass forgetting guest names and generally being a wang. She is perky and happy and engaged in 6" heels every motherfucking day, and she can cohost with virtually anyone.