Ahhh, comin’ on Jezebel to be all literal and serious...

Ugh, cutting out alcohol as we age is KEY but omg I’m not ready. I remember reading that Sharon Stone quit drinking entirely at 40, she said, “You can either look younger, or drink.” (I’m paraphrasing)

I’ve talked a few of my friends into it, and let’s just say I’ve had dinners bought....flowers sent....babysitting offers....I’m basically a God to them and their smooth-ass foreheads now ;)

Totally, that’s why I said “overfilled.”

I’ve gotten Botox for a couple of years. I swear you can trust me!!

I guarantee you her doctor, the pharmacist, and the bottle the meds came in all explicitly said not to mix it with alcohol and she either willfully or subconsciously ignored those warnings.

I laughed, and then I cried.

I completely agree. I think, likely, had she just appeared in a couple of scenes, like the Oscar scenes, then she probably would have let sleeping dogs lie. But the fact that he had her narrating and literally interviewed, giving answers she never said publicly, I think she has a leg to stand on. I mean, Murphy’s…

Please know the majority of us do not feel this way.

Yeah but your logic is really getting in the way of already-rich people getting hella richer.

In your photos she is undeniably ethnic, and absolutely beautiful. But then she bought herself a whole new face.

OMG I seriously love you LOL

Same, but completely agree that they taste like brine. I order mine EXTRA dirty and people are like, “Really?” and I’m like, “I want it to taste like the ocean.”

I can totally see where his supporters would be all, “GAHHHH you snowflakes will pick on ANYTHINGGGGG,” but really, her outfit makes them look like the most out of touch people in the United States of America. Like, bitch, you could have made Hunters look cute and still have looked like you have half a brain of your…

Exactly, all well said.

So true. The final gurgling “I.....” and we were all like, “DIE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!”

ITA that the lead-up was insulting, obnoxious, and not at all necessary. But I got a sick amount of satisfaction out of the whole scene because LittleFinger always thinks he’s the smartest person in the room and the look he gave Bran when he went all TER on him was amazing. He’s pretty much the worst and I enjoyed…

NOT TODAY, SATAN.

I think quite a few rich people voted Trump but cried Hillary to save face.

I think had you asked them RIGHT after the election, Ramona and Sonja would have proudly announced their Trump votes....in the midst of the EPIC shit storm he’s created, even the most shameless are embarrassed to admit it on TV. LuAnn probably would have declined either way on principle, “One does not discuss…