Also, some are sensory seeking when it comes to touch, like my son, and like great big, deep pressure hugs.

I’m screaming! He tried it. 

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

i’ve never found a problem but i keep receipts until they clear the bank and i reconcile vs. my budget tally regardless.

OF COURSE it’s some dude targeting a woman. 

It’s an exposé, not a news article, this is how they’re commonly written, and how they’re expected to be written. Are people not familiar with narrative journalism anymore?

The idea that shit posting on 4chan and believing virulent versions of the prejudices that your great grandparents believed - this somehow qualifies as awakened and authentic thought?

“Ohh, you work for Verizon? So sorry. We’ve had to throttle the water to fight the fire at your house.

She was clearly terrified too, that’s why she came outside.

Rebecca with the Ready Rock works too because she looks, sounds, and acts like she’s on that pipe. Eyes bugged the fuck out, twitching, the whole nine.

I think technically, this is Becky with the Bad Hair.

Barefoot in NY sounds like some sort of punishment.

Who the hell has the time-

Those last couple of paragraphs are great, Cecilia. Ward cuts a tragic figure. It’d be interesting to see him attend a modern convention, but it’s unclear whether he’d want to.

Ya, my Jewish Grandfather who served in the Army “liberated” a Nazi flag from somewhere... (I had conflicting stories). It wound up with my father and we did not know what to do with it so we held onto it until our regional theater did Cabaret and we donated it to them to use in the show. (it was not a normal 3x5 flag…

My friend has a collar patch with swastikas that his grandfather took off the body of an SS officer that he killed in 1945. That is the only acceptable reason to own Nazi memorabilia.

I see...the Solutrean Hypothesis says the Amerindians crossed the Bering Strait (via land bridge) and the white people people came 5,000 years earlier via...teleportation?

And, um. Didn’t DNA testing show that the oldest British remains we have belonged to a black man? (Look, I forget the whole story, but I damn well remember that the Cheddar Man is black.)

Well, the Catholic Church didn’t kick out any of the priests that abused living children’s bodies so I doubt they’ll kick out the priest that abused a dead woman’s body and family.