That’s what Amazon subscribe and save is for. She just needs to have huge tubs of restaurant caramel sauce delivered to her weekly, so she can bathe in it. It probably keeps her human skin suit supple or something.

So, if they succeed, what’s next? Water? Too much of that will kill you too.

Well, this is just too depressing to be witty, or even whatever it is that I do that I think passes for wit.

Translation: “Nobody wants to pay for these, please buy them anyway.”

Rule #1 of gaming: If it stops being fun, it’s not a game anymore. Don’t waste your time, go find something fun to do.

The best part about this is that that actor was of Sicilian descent.

This will never have enough stars.

I’m a Californian(sodas), married to a Texan (cokes), who lives on the border of the soda bubble in the southern Illinois side of the STL metro edging into pop territory. And I don’t even drink soda (ew. fizzy, over-sweet), I’m a tea girl. We compromise around here and ask “Hey, you want a drink?”

Pizza should be crispy, not a mass of nasty, greasy bread dough and something that seems like underdone lasagna made by someone who has never seen lasagna.

Fuck IPA fever.

Vegans. I need a gif of the “Aliens!” guy saying “Vegans!”

This sounds like the chef doesn’t know how to make a stable cheese sauce. WTAF.

3. Customer: “I would like an IPA.”

UGH. Your.

In Canada, waistaff are not paid 2.13 an hour.

My brain put this to music. I just thought you should know.

If you’re budget for a night out can’t cover a basic 20% tip as well as the meal, you need to go to a cheaper restaurant. If you can’t afford a sit down restaurant meal plus a tip, that is what drive-through is for.

In other words, adhere to normal food safety standards?

I was having this same thought.

But that’s ... not even possible. Like, it’s chemically unpossible. Sucrose contains carbon by definition. What. {head explodes}