UGH. Your.

In Canada, waistaff are not paid 2.13 an hour.

My brain put this to music. I just thought you should know.

If you’re budget for a night out can’t cover a basic 20% tip as well as the meal, you need to go to a cheaper restaurant. If you can’t afford a sit down restaurant meal plus a tip, that is what drive-through is for.

In other words, adhere to normal food safety standards?

I was having this same thought.

But that’s ... not even possible. Like, it’s chemically unpossible. Sucrose contains carbon by definition. What. {head explodes}

OH MY GAWD. These people are too stupid to eat food.

Pumpkins and watermelons can cross, and whatever the fuck they make, they are gross. FYI.

This. The local news got a lot less boring near here last week, because the nearest decent sized town (where the closest supermarkets and hardware stores and gas stations are) here in Central BFE now has an arsonist that’s burned down five buildings for fun. I would prefer stupid gardener stories.

I am not familiar with this situation but there must be a way out of this hellhole.

The non-tech jobseekers are most likely locals, i.e. the people being pushed out. You know, cops, teachers, chefs, nurses, city personnel, bus drivers, social workers, accountants, EMTs...

The hasp is the set of flat metal pieces that attach to the door, which have a perpendicular loop or perforated flat tab to put the lock through\, often secured with screws or pins, often as large or larger than the lock, and definitely more of a weak point than a lock. If all you have is a gun (rather than a more…

Why not just shoot the hasp?

I stopped watching this show when it was plainly obvious that it was about Phil trying to get laid.

I’m sure TRex there thought so.

I’m thinking a better diet would be “only food I have to grow/raise/catch/gather and prepare myself” (OO! I’ll call it the Megalithic diet! You also have to live in handbuilt huts and raise livestock!) but that takes out the lazy thinking that seems to be key to most of these crazy food orthodoxies.

YES OH THIS YES.

*washes brain*

Do you know what a PAP smear is?