Uh. I once saw a friend’s adolescent cat climb up on the couch by his head (he’d passed out watching tv), mount it, and fuck his ear, while his girlfriend and I stared in shock (“What? What is the cat doing?” “Is he..?” “I think so.” “Should we wake up T?” “Do you want to wake up T?” “Noooo...”).

Yeah, I’m fine, and it was. Gross does not even begin to cover it.

It could have been both. I know, though, that one time, my dad’s elderly cat had gotten used to me feeding her at a certain time every day. Then, I got super duper, stay in bed, miserable, feverish, sick. Elderly Cat came and snuggled up to me in my sickbed and when I didn’t immediately get up? She popped a squat and…

As a person with a real, anaphylactic, food allergy, I hate Mr and Mrs Fake Vegans and their “allergic to whole shellfish only” kids. Hate them. Those people and their ilk? are why I’ve been served joke meals (such as a burger served with an apparent ice cream scoop of mayo) from time to time by burnt out fast food…

The ONLY time the server is responsible is if they are a fuckstick that everyone else in the place hates for being lazy/stupid/selfish and expecting everyone else to do their job and then they can collect the tips. Such servers tend to not last long.

I want angry cats to pee in their hair while they sleep. What utter bastards.

Wow, uh, that’s a federal crime.

Worbla is the name brand of sheet-type thermoplastic. It’s used for building props and costume pieces in theatre and film, and also by cosplayers. There are a number of other thermoplastic products used commonly, both sheet form (wonderflex is a lighter weight, reinforced kind, and there are several others as well)…

Oh, honey. You are so, so, SO lucky to never had had that manager who would willingly flush you down a toilet to please an asshole customer who is throwing the right flavor of shitfit. Rules don’t matter. Manager’s word is law.

They are hoping to develop basic, necessary, high quality, medical equipment that is cheap enough to distribute to medical personnel in impoverished and wartorn places. Sometimes a good basic tool is the difference between life and death.

It depends on what happens when the baby comes out, if the contractions go out of control or stall, if the position is bad, or, like me with my last (and I mean last, I got fixed) kid, if the night duty head OB nurse sends your fucking OBGYN home to go to bed because she is too fucking lazy to check and see if you are…

I had the same thought! I’m beginnning to think that there are a limited number of faces in the world.

Yaya Han let this kind obvious sewing error slide for something this big? And nobody retouched it? WTF.

It’s not so bad. We can use Netflix, YuTube and other streaming services. I can download purchased software pretty decently, the speed’s about what we got as “broadband” five years ago when we were in San Diego, but not anything like what’s available in most large cities today. On the plus side, we don’t need…

Out here in the sticks, where we have slow wireless internet, yeah. Also, Vimeo hates my ISP for some reason, and it’s just Vimeo. Takes half an hour to watch a five minute clip.

While witing for this to load, I have to wonder how many are going to be from Bond films, Bond film knockoffs, and Bond film parodies. I’m guessing at least a third.

They still rotate crops, generally corn > soybeans > fallow > winter wheat > corn. At least around here (southern IL)

That’s what sandals are for. Or calluses. I spent some summers with my one grandma who was terribly terribly penny pinching and lived in an area where grass was not a real option. Brick patio, raised beds, and the one area that could be grass was her Victory Garden (yes, she called it that). Lots of gravel, lots of…

I use mine to mulch my flower and veggie beds. The clippings actually help to keep down encroaching grass and weeds, as well.

Fair enough.