Before any Patriots fans comment:

A real band would have simulated photon torpedos shooting it in the face.

At least they’re on a track, where they can only hurt each other.

So you got the humour delete then?

I’m sorry but I don’t and normally have never found the F-22 raptor a good looking plane. But that head on night shot with the smoke is tits.

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

“She’s gone from suck to blow!”

I want one of those in my car for no reason at all. Just an overhead panel with a row of switches to click to start my car. The second switch from the left would just make a noise like a turbine winding up.

Having a more complicated political landscape than the us deserves a medal.

I hate to admit it, but Chernobyl is the source of one of my favorite jokes of all time.

if Jalopnik commissioned a car, it'd probably be Miata-based with a Miata body...

You've never seen how well different branches integrate, right? Yeah... me neither.

Simpsons did it.

I have never seen that Miata kit, it looks pretty cool, are they still available?

Belichick could have paid more attention in school but he was too busy cheating.

As usual, Sherman was just blowing a lot of hot air. Thankfully, the Patriots' footballs were nowhere near the conference room at the time.

I'd say the Cygnet is more like a Cessna in a hangar full of SR-71s.

The answer is Power Wagon.

Call it the Time Warner Cable (or Comcast/Xfinity) Customer Service Cup: Hours of going in circles, getting pitched on products and services you don't want, all to end up back in the same place you started.