What the fuck? Besides the good looks, incredible sports ability and big pockets what does Giselle see in him?
Your hat is goofy. You’ll never make it to the NFL with a goofy hat. Think classy, you’ll be classy. Win 6 Super Bowls, you can wear the goofy hat and the press’ll think you’re colorful. Until you win 6 Super Bowls, however, it means you’re a slob.
“HOW IN THE FUCK AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE WEED AROUND HERE?!”
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This makes him look like a goddamned serial killer
The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.
But the video didn’t show us what happened in right field, so why did you force us to watch it?
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he was running into the wall for 10 seconds like RBI Baseball
The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.
When you invite your crush to a “party” at your house.
Came here for this. Leaving satisfied.
Whett Thudd is actually an undrafted linebacker out of Appalachian State who stands a good shot at making the Raiders’ 53-man roster.
On the plus side, their families can now refer to them as felons rather than former Mets.
Cops: Who’s responsible for this?
You know the rules:
There aren’t any details yet on exactly what roles Dotel and Castillo are alleged to have played in this network
Really, who can retire on $98 million in career earnings these days?
Castillo dropped the eightball.