I look forward to the day when the rulebook takes four pages to define a clap.
This omission calls for a one-on-one with the Unduhtakuh, playah.
Hey Kelley, how’s the dog? HOW’S THE DOG, KELLEY?!?!
There is a lap dance at every price point.
Of course not. You can’t put a price on the safety of your family.
Preliminary reports indicate that the pilot lost control of the plane after learning Tennessee has a professional football team.
This is why I don’t own a private plane. Far too dangerous.
“The plane banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated, then it banked hard left, then it straightened out and accelerated. This went on for three hours, over and over again, and even though it was very boring, I never thought anything was wrong.”
What do you call a weaponized buttplug?
Nagy was more pissed that when Long threw the helmet, it bounced off both uprights.
There’s already gay porn that starts with the scenario of a hacked IoT buttplug.
What? What? I’ve hacked your butt!*
Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen.
Drunk Irish guy punches other drunk Irish guy. This is the kind of scoop I come to Deadspin for.
Harley Race & Macho King were the only ones worthy of the throne.
I mean, Austin didn’t, but he was also on an entirely different level.
Nothing against Billy "the finest natural athlete in the WWE" Gunn, but it was ABSOLUTELY worth it.
God damn that was a good promo. His “feud” with the Rock also killed Gunn’s singles career, but I think it was worth it.
How could you bring up King of the Ring without mentioning the greatest KOR of all time, Billy Gunn? His star never stopped rising after that win!