That’s two guys who were historically dominant relievers last year who relied on straight gas and a wipeout slider, who still threw upper 90s but whose sliders lost their bite. It’s ridiculous. I watched Diaz all year. He’d blow 99 & 100 mph fastballs by guys up and in, and then the next pitch would be an 88 mph…

I said this once before, but I have a foul ball I caught at Shea in 1994, and one my son got at Citi this season. The difference in the height of the seams is insane. I’m not a physicist, but the drag on the old one has to be double that of the new one. I feel for pitchers, because it’s going to cost guys a ton of…

The ball turned Edwin Diaz’s wipeout slider into one that hung over the plate like a meatball. The guy went from saving 57 games to being a joke.

I hate those damn things. “Take 5 photos of...” etc

No Endgame?

AI looking for keywords, not actually people.

We got ours at a pet store, which means they were totally puppy mill dogs in retrospect, but it was 2002, we were newlyweds I’m our 20s and dumb. That said, one was healthy as a horse until the last year of his life. We put him down at 14 after a few months of him being unable to walk, and us carrying him around the…

So you must work for Facebook, right?

It would say it was FAR more likely for them to have listened to our conversation than for everything you mentioned to have fallen into place the moment we discussed it, seeing as how we’ve been taking him to baseball practices for years. 

No, I’d never looked it up before. I am 100% sure of that. I am also not on Facebook, so there was no syncing. This was a very specific picture I saw hanging on a wall produced only by a small website. She got an ad for that website (not a generic baseball ad) immediately. Very shady.

Plus, I went there, my wife did not, and I am not on Facebook.

No, it’s really not. My son goes to this place weekly. This was a saying they bought off this website and hung in their bathroom of all places. I verbally said the name of this obscure website. Neither of us had ever heard of it or looked it up prior. It then almost instantly appeared on her feed. 

I don’t buy that. Case in point. I took my son to baseball practice, and saw a print on their wall that I liked. It was exclusive to a small, baseball themed website I’d never heard of. I went home and told my wife, and mentioned the website by name. FIVE MINUTES LATER, she had an ad from that website on her feed.…

Seriously, my life is quite boring. Tracking my location isn’t really a worry for me.

Amen. Nobody uses the A/R. Nobody. 

Apparently, the friend realized he was going to have to explain to his parents a $5,000 charge by DraftKings on the card they gave him “For Emergencies”.

Was Ron Dayne selected?

“Shit, that son of a bitch Fitzpatrick scored again. How do we lose this game without looking like we’re trying to lose?”

You know what Disney is more concerned about than upsetting parents. Money. And the first 2 fuck laden Deadpools made a buttload of it. They’re not going to fix what isn’t broken

Sounds like it’s time for some Fitzmagic baby!