Without that last paragraph your subtle point would have been lost on me.

Wasn’t there a rumor that they were going to remake The Magnificent Seven? Did that ever happen? 

There appears to be a team of dozens of people whose entire remit consists of “how do we make this material more bland”?

To their credit, they’re nailing it.

My wife and I were fired last year, which is why the second season was so bad.

Maybe it’s time to give Tyler Perry/Medea some sort of liftime achievement award for badness and just omit any future movies (perish the thought) from these lists. 

Yes, Wired. I loved Belushi in my youth -- “was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?” -- and I don’t know why I expected a movie that didn’t shit all over someone I liked. And I know there has been a wave of revisionism around EWS, and several people have told me to give it a second chance, but really life’s…

I walked out of that John Belishi biopic 30 years ago, and Eyes Wide Shut a decade or so after that. Joker became the third movie I ever walked out of. (I even managed to sit through all of the excerable Forrest Gump.) 20th was generous.

“I don’t get what Courtney and Worthington have in common outside of being Australian?”

Determined efforts to turn both of them into movie stars without any hint that either of them has even a milligram of charisma? 

“my husband gave me Gods of the Arena for Christmas”
Good man. 

They could have done a top 1000 and GoT’s final season would not have deserved even a second’s thought.

Spartacus. 

Spartacus. So under-rated.

Finally, though, a use for James Corden.

Only part of the game that accurately reflects anything that has really happened.

Yeah... I’m only reading the comments because I hoped someone would summarize the interview.

Thanks for Bone Tomahawk.... I was beginning to think it was just me.

I wanted to like it, but I found the cutting between the standup and the filmed segments took me out of the moment so frequently I couldn’t watch it. Of course my wife is forever telling me that I am “too linear” in my narrative preferences, so maybe it’s just me. Also, I am an old.

So I’m not an MMA fan, but what I’m getting here is that this guy is basically their Tom Brady?

If “Snyder was attempting to make a deep and meaningful statement about the broken psyches of Laurie and Dan by their fetishization of violence” you can bet the scene would have been hot and vapid.

What about the F+ckin’ Knicks?