If you named a character Mr McFeely today, it would have to be foreshadowing for a really dark turn later in the show.

It was nowhere near as bad as that one where Sam Worthington spent the whole movie searching for a personality while Christian Bale sulked in the background. Or that other one with that guy from Sin City running around with Claire Danes for no apparent reason.

Yeah, fuck the NFL. I am boycotting their racist asses so hard next season. I guess it’s Premier League soccer next winter.

Jake & Amy > Meghan and that kid from the royal family

Urine works better than lemon juice. Also, easier to find in the kind of tight situation where you might need to write something invisible.

Did you watch the “Muslim neighbors” episode, which was pretty much straight up racism for its 23 minute running time?

So the official GOP position on school shootings has expanded from “we have to make sure homicidal maniacs have access to the best weaponry available” to “we have to cut off all possible escape routes.” At this point, their opposition to abortion can only be explained as “they have to be born so our school shooters…

Thanks for the advice from the moral high ground, but I think I will save my sympathy for the victims of racial hatred rather than the perpetrators. If that makes me part of the problem, I can live with that.

Yeah, this. I think it’s pretty clear at this point that “self-righteous” is a euphemism for what derpiederpaderp would say if he (or she, I guess) was on home turf, rather than The Root.

I’m in London. Come here. Nobody here—except maybe one or two tabloid hacks—gives a good Goddamn. It’s the FA Cup final on Saturday.

Title of her sex tape.

The episode in which she intervenes to try to get Robert a job with the FBI, despite the fact that she’s terrified he will get it, is both hilarious and strangely moving. Her whole character walks a fine line between love and horror.

“Only 13 episodes?”

Yeah, it’s like a signature thing. Though there’s a fine line between “moralistic aside” and “snark.”

Maybe I’m reading too much into a few selected comments, but it sounds like these guys have nothing but contempt for their colleagues, their customers, their jobs, and anyone who wants to do what they do.

“most 80's films were pretty dumb”

She is way out of his league in terms of talent, though.

“OMG I am sick of goddamn liberals fighting to the death over fucking harmless cultural minutiae.”

If this is your idea of “fighting to the death” then you have clearly never forced a knife up into a man’s axillary artery and held it there while you watched the light fade from his eyes. Not to get too specific or…

When I saw the pic, I thought it was Jim Beaver.

There’s this new thing called iTunes where you can buy movies and keep them in the cloud and only download and watch them when you want to and it doesn’t take up any space and costs no more than the DVD. Plus you don’t need to keep a scalpel by your TV to get the plastic wrapper off, so there’s that.